Me: oh my god this guy is perfect for me omg he needs to have my children we need to get married he's so cute aksjfasfkjaslf
Me: *ships him with other man*
korraoverload: hey i just met you and this is crazy my name’s amon i took your bending.
aloveyuh: Uh-oh. They’ve taken over the internet.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
How to be ugly
Step 1: Look like me.
My academic career →
amontheanonymous: patonki started following you Hello. hello. :3
cardinaldanger: hylianrudolf: chamctc: ...
radiobread2: If you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect the reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
How not to be discovered by the ugly Facebook...
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